markhumpus: I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
slenclerman: just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14...– Stephen King (via allegorys)
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
rhaenystargaryens replied to your post: HELEN. how did you find history? i did the first one too - but i forgot everything??? it was really bad bc i couldn’t remember what half the acts did and i derailed and did like a page on the sexual double standard. i think the a) was ok tho, i just hope i did enough comparison :/ same, same, same. Like I felt like i could talk about loads of different...
me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
rhaenystargaryens asked: HELEN. how did you find history?
misha-bawlins: Awesome nature sounds generator. you can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer. No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides everything.
svveden: how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
nickelode0n: [cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
sherlockology: The new full length second trailer for The World’s End, featuring Martin Freeman
ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
10000bc: fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window